Here’s where I’m supposed to say interesting things and tell you that I’m a brajillionare. I shall fail this but here are some pictures to make up for it.
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I guess we'll play the quote collection until I come up with something better.
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
Neuromancer
In the First technique, the guard is in the middle position, with the tip of the sword pointed at the opponent’s face. When you close ranks with the opponent, and the opponent strikes with the long sword, counter by deflecting it to the right. When your opponent strikes again, you hit the point of his sword back up; your sword now having bounced downwards, leave it as it is until the opponent strikes again, whereupon you strike the opponent’s hands from below.
Miyamoto Musashi ,
The Book of Five Rings
I say deliver me from clear skin and perfect teeth, I say you have to give up
Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
Heather Chandler, Heathers
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Desiderius Erasmus
A man who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action.
Samurai Maxim
I can lay your body out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces... or we can talk.
Lucifer, The Prophecy
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over and through me. And when it has gone I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will
remain.
Various, Dune, Frank Herbert
Stay sane inside insanity,
But he shut the door and threw away the key.
Columbia, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Float away, little butterfly. Just flutter away. I got a gig in Vegas. And the wastelands ain't no place for kids.
Buddy, Six-String Samurai
And Now For Something Completely Different
Bagger Trance
